A (mostly) satirical examination of the popular culture wasteland.
Rock – That rhythmic and sometimes melodic noise that clueless renegades like to make with guitars. Some critics have referred to it as a formerly popular genre of music. Others have described it as a sonic abomination created by idiots who lacked the talent required for jazz/blues while being too drunk to capitalize on the endless cash machine that is pop music production.
Pop – Annoyingly catchy melodic bubble gum that talentless corporate puppets hire producers to create on their behalf. Some critics have referred to it as the primary genre of popular music. Others have described it as a sonic abomination created by a long haired sweedish dude who invented a machine which prints money while hypnotizing listeners into buying plastic lifestyles.
Fashion – The hilarious and highly profitable alchemy of transforming textiles and low self esteem into cold hard cash. A global phenomenon bordering on religion embraced by teenagers, the french, rappers, factory pollution enthusiasts, and pretentious magazines alike. Labelled an artistic expression by some and accurately described as a total joke by others. It’s what you wear… clothes.
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